Valerie Bertinelli is upset because she's overweight or something, but I don't know for sure I saved this story days and days ago and then I blew this thing off before Christmas so even if I ever read the original story I don't remember one word of it. All I know is, when I was a little kid I had such a bad crush on Valerie Bertinelli that to this day I'm still mad she married Eddie Van Halen, so if you're interested in what she's upset about click here because she can go fuck herself.
