Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Alec Baldwin Likes Garbage Piles


 Alec Baldwin stalked New York looking for his next victim. He dressed in black so he can collapse on the ground next to a pile of garbage bags like I always see in pictures of New York (see: lower left corner) and disappear like a fat ninja. I guess people in New York just bag up their garbage and toss it on the street. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky they at least put it in bags. Whatever I don't have to live there. Maybe that's part of the appeal I always hear everyone talking about so it's making a comeback. "I remember in the 70s when New York was dangerous and covered with garbage". We should wall the whole place off.