I got sick of reading about Democratic totalitarians, as if there's another kind, so thank The Lord for chicks with porn bods in bikinis. So here's Sophie Brussaux. She had a baby with Drake because he's rich and she's an idiot. Normally I wouldn't have even looked at this story but I saw that picture and I hit the brakes like a line of baby ducks walked in front of my car. I haven't seen her face but honestly who cares.
