Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Christie Brinkley Wears a Bikini


Christie Brinkley - 67 year old Christie Brinkley - put on a bikini and a big sombrero and then showed all 280 people that still care. Okay so she posted it on Instagram where she has more than 280 followers but you get the point, don't you? Of course you do! Look how smart you are!

You have to admit she looks pretty amazing for 67. Shit, she looks amazing for 47 or even 37 since most people wake up one day and decide they're old, so they just sit around and wait to die for some reason. You don't have to be one of those 50 year old weirdos with jet black hair that still dresses like a Bulgarian teenager sneaking into a noisy nightclub with a fake ID for bottle service, but you shouldn't dress like Aunt Bee or Mr Rogers either. Those days are long gone. But it's your life. If you want to walk around like Grandpa Earl when you're 41, me and Christie won't stop you.