Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her Halloween costume for the upcoming holiday. I think she's going as a sexy spider monkey. The Daily Mail has a never ending fascination with people's ages. They mention it every time. She's 42. Happy? Does it make you feel better somehow, knowing that she's possibly twice your age and she still looks good?
And I'm not writing about women in bikinis anymore, yes you have tits, congratulations. I hope she's really funny or smart or by some miracle, both, but who knows. So if you want me to keep mentioning you, you better learn some magic tricks or have a parrot that rides a tiny bicycle or something, because these types of pictures got boring 12 years ago, and frankly hobbies like this are supposed to be fun.