Natalie Imbruglia looks better now than she did 25 years ago. It's that Gen X blood coursing through her veins. Think about how good Gen X people still look deep into their 50's, and even 60s. But that's another story. You remember Natalie Imbruglia... don't you? Of course you do. She had a hit song in 1997 called Torn, that got played every 8 minutes like clockwork on "Alternative Music" based radio stations despite the fact hat it was a girl's song about feelings, and relationships or whatever they're constantly yammering about.
She was on vacation in PORTOFINO for Christ's sake -like oooooh la di dah Portofino . I don't know how having one hit song 26 years ago means you can vacation on a yacht and drink champagne off the coast of Italy but I guess it does. It's also possible she continued to be famous in her native WhereverShe'sFrom, but honestly who cares. Most celebrities in foreign countries are terrible. It's all "News Presenters", soccer players, and reality show idiots in those places. But she's a super hot babe over 35 in a bikini so I have zero idea why I'm complaining. I'm sorry Natalie let me make it up to you. Here. have some more champagne, don't worry we can get more.
