Kurt Cobain's daughter, Frances Bean Cobain married Detective David Starsky over the weekend. Oh no wait, I meant Tony Hawk's son Riley. They said a "rock icon" acted as the celebrant? I have no idea what that is, but it was Micheal Stipe from R.E.M. At least he's doing something with all that downtime. So maybe I'll just sit here and wait for somebody to explain to me what a celebrant is and hopefully they'll also tell me which rock icon attended this wedding.
Her mom is Courtney Love so if I were that dude I'd sleep with one eye open.
