Friday, October 20, 2023

Tinsley Mortimer Gives you the Skinny



Do you know who Tinsley Mortimer is? Of course you do, who doesn't? Well boy do I have big news for you. SHE'S ENGAGED! I hope she wasn't wearing her skeleton Halloween costume (pictured) when he asked her to marry him, that would be too scary for me. There's an old saying that you can never be too rich or too thin, but yes, you can be too thin. Being married to her must be sleeping next to a bag full of golf clubs. It's okay, have a piece of bread once in a while.