Two people you have absolutely never heard of are getting divorced. Joshua Jackson and Jody Turner-Smith are their names and I just looked, they called him THE DAWSON'S CREEK star. That fucking show went off the air TWENTY YEARS ago. I had to Google it like I was deciphering hieroglyphics. Were you even alive 20 years ago? That's like calling me "The Christmas Elf" because I was in the fifth grade school Christmas play for 20 seconds
Either way, their lives as they know it are over, and he's probably going to have to sue for spousal support because evidentially, she's the only one that's been working for the last two decades. Godspeed, total strangers that I'll never see again for the rest of my life.
