This is Keith Richards' 30 year old daughter Alexandra Richards at Harper's Bazaar's ICON party on Friday during New York Fashion Week. She's surprisingly attractive despite the fact that I would have thought all of the drugs Keith Richards has done certainly must've messed up his DNA somehow. Maybe she has octopus arms on her back or a partially born parasitic twin under her dress that you can't see. Either one would actually be just fine with me. And she's 30 like I'm a crime fighting, Nobel Prize winning multi-millionaire physicist who's writing this from his hideout located in the Rocky Mountains.
