Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, September 12, 2016
Alexandra Richards is Attractive
This is Keith Richards' 30 year old daughter Alexandra Richards at Harper's Bazaar's ICON party on Friday during New York Fashion Week. She's surprisingly attractive despite the fact that I would have thought all of the drugs Keith Richards has done certainly must've messed up his DNA somehow. Maybe she has octopus arms on her back or a partially born parasitic twin under her dress that you can't see. Either one would actually be just fine with me. And she's 30 like I'm a crime fighting, Nobel Prize winning multi-millionaire physicist who's writing this from his hideout located in the Rocky Mountains.