Friday, September 16, 2016

Shailene Woodly Wins a Pulitzer Prize for Ideas

Shailene Woodly thinks schools should teach girls how to masturbate. Shailene Woodly apparently doesn't have an internet connection, because I found out during my research for this story that girls know how to do that. At least according to my bookmarks...
“As a young woman you don’t learn how to pleasure yourself, you don’t learn what an orgasm should be, you don’t learn that you should have feelings of satisfaction,”
 The 24-year-old “Snowden” star is so confident in the idea she dreams of one day writing a book entitled, “There’s No Right Way to Masturbate.”
They had books, and even magazines for that kind of thing, the internet rendered them useless. I mean is she serious? Hey here's an idea. Maybe she could make it a pop up book. You know, to make things easier.