Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Eva Mendes Had a Baby. Still Alive.
Eva Mendes showed up somewhere, where there were photographers standing around waiting for Taylor Swift or Beyonce, so she could show off her "post baby body" as it's called. She decided to wear clothes made entirely made out of tablecloths from the creepy haunted mansion where that old gray haired lady lives. I bet that outfit cost $18,650.