Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Rob Schneider Had a Baby
Rob Schneider and his wife Patricia had a baby yesterday. Well his wife actually had the baby, I guess he just watched. Or maybe he paced nervously, and wore a hole in the carpet while he chain smoked like the dad in a waiting room in a 1950's Warner Brother's cartoon. They named it Madeline Robbie Schneider in case you're interested. And I haven't seen a couple this out of whack since Michelle Pfeiffer dated that Hindu guy from the movie Short Circuit. What the Hell happened there?