Rob Schneider and his wife Patricia had a baby yesterday. Well his wife actually had the baby, I guess he just watched. Or maybe he paced nervously, and wore a hole in the carpet while he chain smoked like the dad in a waiting room in a 1950's Warner Brother's cartoon. They named it Madeline Robbie Schneider in case you're interested. And I haven't seen a couple this out of whack since
Michelle Pfeiffer dated that
Hindu guy from the movie Short Circuit. What the Hell happened there?
