Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Brad and Angelina Get Divorced

In case you haven't heard, Brad Pitt, and Angelina "Box Office Poison" Jolie are getting divorced. Why? Who knows. Maybe he was cheating. Maybe she's a miserable drug addict, who can ever tell. Not me that's for sure. My theory is that after all these years Angelina finally found out that Brad's a robot. For proof here is what he had to say when asked about the divorce
"...I am very saddened by this"
Oh? You're saddened? Nice try at emotion there Bradbot 5000. I always wondered why the shape of his head seemed to change. Have you noticed that? One day it's normal then like a week later it looks huge. I bet he changes to the bigger one when he has lines to remember or something.

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