Friday, September 9, 2016

Lady Gaga Looks Different

Did I say different? I meant desperate. Here she is leaving the new "Miley Cyrus Active Wear" store with her new outfit ready for a night of off roading and drinking luke warm beers around a "bomb fire". And if you take off her sunglasses she still has the same expression. Why? I'm not sure but I think I know what happened. Some $1500 an hour Facial Expression Expert to the Stars told her this makes her look important or whatever they said and of course she practiced it for hours in a mirror while he did cocaine with two call girls in the Beverly Hills Hotel. I'll see you at the Circle K later Lady G we're all meeting up there before we head off to Josie's father's barn.