Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, September 9, 2016
Naomi Campbell Goes to a Party
The photograph on the left is Naomi Campbell in 1998. The one on the right was taken last night so my theory that she's a synthetic human from the future hasn't been disproved. I wrote to her asking about it like 1000 times but the only answer I got was a restraining order. And after all the care I took cutting all those words and letters out of a newspaper. By the way, the picture on the bottom left is her on a date with Joe Pesci which I find even more bizarre and unlikely than the fact that she might be an ageless, murderous, time traveling robot from the future.