Rapper PB and J Shot Dead

 There's a "rapper" named PnB. Or there was a rapper named PnB because guess what happened to him. Somebody shot him for his necklace. Is everyone in America a rapper except me? Evidentially I'm the only guy in America that isn't a rapper. Well he isn't anymore either because of that whole being shot to death thing so I guess we're even. 

I could write these "rapper shot" stories literally every day, but if it's okay with you I'd rather talk about women aged 35 to 60 wearing bikinis

Machine Gun Kelly Isn't Dead

Machine Gun Kelly dressed "punk" for his birthday celebration with Pete Davidson and not for Halloween like I originally thought. Someone gave him a Rolex for his birthday because only a 29 year old rapper would think a Rolex was classy. But what do I know, I didn't even know he was a rapper, in fact I thought he was dead. Machine Gun Kelly I mean. Or maybe not dead, but I thought he could have been that rapper that had to go to the hospital because he ate too many Flaming Hot Doritos. They sure don't make rappers like they used too. Quite frankly if you ask me, not enough of these guys get shot at anymore.

Tekashi 6ix9ine is Dumb

"Rapper Takeshi "6ix9ine" or whatever he calls himself has allegedly entered into a plea deal effectively ending his life, and all of it at the age of 22. Barley out of high school. There's a transcript of all of this apparently, but I'm not spending one second learning about this asshole that I don't have to. Let's take this one by one...

He admitted to being paid for selling a kilo of heroin in 2017 but also seemingly turned against fellow gang members by claiming his actions were a result of the desire to rise higher in the rankings.

This idiot had the potential to earn tens of millions of dollars during even a short rap career but instead he wanted to sell a kilo of heroin to impress a bunch of dim bulbs that probably wouldn't even be alive within the next 12 months. Pretty stupid, even for a 22 year old. No one said you had to be brilliant to be a rapper.

The music artist said that early on into the gang membership he helped others try to kill a rival gang member March 20, 2018 to 'increase my own standing in Nine Trey'.

 He told Judge Paul A. Engelmayer. He said he also 'knew that another member of Nine Trey had a gun and discharged that gun'. 

 Hernandez claimed that alongside other members of the Nine Bloods he helped rob a rival at gunpoint on April 3, 2018. 

He robbed a guy. At gunpoint. In 2018. Less than a year ago all while - I assume - he was already a well known "artist". It's almost to stupid to believe. I just don't even know what to say about this.

The rapper said it was part of a pledge by new gang members to commit at least two crimes. 

"I pledge to commit at least two crimes". What are they a bunch of 11 year olds? "I promise to not reveal the location of our secret club, commit two crimes, and to kick James' ugly stupid sister in the butt". It's difficult to imagine this is how a gang operates but I guess they do.

There's a little more but I'm sick of reading about this imbecile. There was mention of a mandatory 47 year prison sentence, so he'd basically be eligible to be released just as he's turning 80 years old. What a fucking waste. We have to feed and house this dumbass for the rest of his life. Wouldn't it be easier to just take him outside, park a bullet in his head and bury him in an unmarked grave?  I guess that's not how America and it's stupid Constitution work though I guess. But hey, he might get some leniency for cooperating. What a fucking moron. I hope they toss his stupid ass in a cell and weld the door shut. Goodbye forever Tomcat 69.

"Lil Loaded" Unloaded

 Another rapper died. Lil Loaded aged 20 is now dead and this time he decided to cut out the middle man by doing the job himself

The rapper, whose real name was Dashawn Robertson, 20, died by suicide, said his attorney, Ashkan Mehryari.

An official with the Dallas County medical examiner's office said the cause and manner of death had not yet been determined.

 I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I bet it was a gun. He was feeling bad that he shot and killed his friend? It's all very sad. He'll be missed by all.

Lil Yase Dead

Hey! Guess what! A rapper got shot and killed!

 Lil Yase -- an up-and-coming Bay Area rapper -- was shot and killed this weekend in what amounts to a mysterious murder with no explanation thus far

Somebody shot and killed the guy in that picture waving a gun around. How mysterious. Maybe they should call Scooby Doo and his gang and ask them to investigate. 

 I'm not linking back to any of my previous stories about dead rappers, there are simply too many, and linking back to 15 stories is a lot of work so I'll link this instead.  There are links in the stories if you care. There's also a search bar in the upper left hand corner you can use if you're so inclined. It makes my life easier and that's the important thing.

Say it Isn't so Kylie and Tyga

Kylie Jenner and "Tyga" broke up. If you don't know who they are, Kylie is a member of the vermin pack that sprung from the sewers of L.A. and includes Kim Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, etc. Tyga is apparently a rapper because it's 2017 and every unemployed male in their 20's is a rapper now.  Too bad for them that they broke up. On the plus side for us, at least these two mongoloids won't be having any children.

T.I is Nuts

Library card holder T.I . says he goes to the gynecologist with his daughter to make sure she's still a virgin

“This is the thing. Deyjah’s 18, just graduated high school now and she’s attending her first year of college, figuring it out for herself,” the rapper said. “And yes, not only have we had the [sex] conversation, we have yearly trips to the gynecologist to check her hymen.”

I'm sorry that's beyond ridiculous but I think it's hilarious that that's what people on the internet get mad at a rapper for. Here are just a few stories I've written about rappers that have either been murdered of sent to prison FOREVER.  There are even more links inside each one of those stories but I can't link them all, I don't get paid for this you know. Making sure your daughter is a virgin is bizarre but...I don't know man. It hardly seems much worse than all the other stuff they've been rapping about for 30 odd plus years. Oh by the way here's at least a partial list of rappers that are currently in prison for various crimes ranging from perjury to murder. Some for life. You guys have a weird sense of morality I can tell you that much.

If I were a better writer instead of just some dumb asshole with a computer, I could probably explain my position better. "I excuse these abhorrent behaviors, but not this abhorrent behavior"? Is that better? Whatever, I understand what I'm saying, and frankly, what you think isn't all that important.

Kate Beckinsale Plus 22 = What

Kate Beckinsale has a new boyfriend named Goody Grace. They called him a "rocker" but I have my doubts. Maybe she likes his skinny jeans and Aunt Bea sweater. It's funny, I was just mentioning how I don't care about age gaps and have zero problems with any gap no matter the size. But this guy is 22. I was actually kind of harsh on Leonardo DiCaprio for basically the same thing. I mean c'mon the guy was in high school in 2016.

 If you ask me this is borderline pedophilia. What in the world could you possibly talk about with a 22 year old, beer bongs? Edibles? Okay, okay yes, yes it's a sex thing, but once again he's 22. He was probably a virgin as recently as 2015, how good at it could he be?  The source said he's one year older than Kate's daughter, but think of it this way. Even if his mother was 23 when she had him, that means his mother is younger than Kate Beckinsale.

After skipping around and reading a little more about him they said this guy is a rapper. Hahaha. What? That's the only link I'm providing if you want to know more, that's your problem.  But okay, you know what? I'm done with this. Another snow white Canadian rapper. I don't even like rap but even to me that sounds the same as building Ferraris in Poland. Hey, It's your life. Maybe take him to Disneyland. Or Parrot Jungle is nice, I went there once when I was like 8 years old and got bitten by a cockatoo.

Glizzy the Tweaker Retires From Rap

 

 

Another "rapper" was shot. 

 Chicago drill rapper Mekhi Moore, known professionally as Glizzy The Tweaker, was killed on September 26, 2025, during what police say was a botched robbery attempt in the city’s Chatham neighborhood. He was 19 years old.

To be fair they never seem to run out of these guys. Unlike all the bullets they use to kill each other  Exactly how many rappers are there?  One less I suppose.

 

 

 

 

!!BREAKING NEWS!! !!!RAPPER SHOT!!!

Up and coming "rapper" Rylo Huncho (?) was shot to death. Only this time he managed to do it himself...

Rylo Huncho was seen on video posted to his Instagram story showing off a handgun, waving the barrel while displaying its built-in green laser sight and flashlight.

He then took control of the grip, appeared to shut off the safety and pointed the gun to his head before saying 'f*** y'all n****s' and pulling the trigger. 

He immediately left the view of the camera as the phone fell to the floor in the wake of the blast.  

Police in Suffolk, Virginia did not name Huncho but confirmed that a 17-year-old died of an 'accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound' to his head.

I didn't link the actual video even though I'm 100% certain it's floating around somewhere. Maybe with his ghost. I'm glad to see rappers are still cutting out the middleman. Work smarter not harder I always say. 

 Don't worry, I'm sure his legacy will live on in the form of airbrushed t-shirts all over Virginia or wherever this genius lived.

"Juice Wild" or Wrld or Whatever Dead

Another rapper died. I'll link the story if you want to find out who or how because I don't care enough to look. I didn't care enough to even write this but this is the life I chose.


!!!SHOCKING UPDATE!!!

 Chicago rapper Juice Wrld suffered convulsions and went into cardiac arrest as police and federal agents were searching his and his entourage’s luggage for guns and drugs at a private hangar at Midway Airport over the weekend, according to law enforcement sources.

 The search turned up 41 “vacuum-sealed” bags of marijuana, six bottles of prescription codeine cough syrup, two 9 mm pistols, a .40-caliber pistol, a high-capacity ammunition magazine and metal-piercing bullets, according to the law enforcement sources. Two men identified by police as working security for Higgins were charged with illegally possessing the guns and ammunition.

Did I say shocking? Because I meant not shocking. Evidently he swallowed percocets to try to hide them from cops. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Lil Poppa Popped

 

Another rapper died. Big surprise. You could pick any 19 year old, black-white-Native American person and tell me they were a rapper and I would absolutely believe you. 

Anyway this one got shot. Again. I don't know by whom or for what, but his music left a mark on me that I will never forget. I'm kidding of course I only ever hear about these guys a couple of days after they were gunned down. So I dutifully scan the story looking for information (name) and post it here for you to read. 

 Sorry Big Poppa, you'll be missed. Not by me but I'm sure someone will. 

 

 

 

 

A$AP Rocky Goes to Sweden

A$AP Rocky is a rapper. Know how you know that? The dollar sign in his name, that's the surest way. It shows he has class. Besides being a rapper, he's helping rap broaden it's scope by exporting it's violence to other countries. Most notably Sweden, the place where his trial starts today. Or maybe yesterday by now. It's a different time there.  He faces three years in Ikea. No wait I mean prison. Yes that's apparently a Swedish prison cell.  If you don't believe me Google it. If you don't have Google go visit A$AP Rocky in prison and he can do it for you on his top of the line prison issued iPad.

Rapper Lil Marlo Dead

Oh look. Another rapper got shot and killed. At this rate there won't be anymore rappers. I wish they'd quit shooting each other, my hand got tired doing all those links.

Diddy Wars! Now With Hookers! (allegedly)

 

 There's some kind of weird war of words between 50 Cent, his prostitute wife (allegedly) and Diddy. But there isn't a chance in the world I'm deciphering any of this shit from these terrible people, so I linked the original story if you hate your brain.

 I thought the whole flat-billed baseball hat-take my picture on a yacht trend came to an end about 15 years ago but I guess not. 

And In an even more  shocking turn of events I've actually written about that hooker before. Here here here and here.  Remember Jason Derulo? No? Of course not. Why would you. Anyway, she evidently graduated from the Kardashian School of Dating. Just bounce from rapper to rapper until you can buy a really nice car and move to Miami. 

What is it with Miami and these idiots. I lived in Miami and it's awful, I do not get it. It's always 100 degrees, even in the winter, the air is always like a steam room and everything is constantly wet. It rains every single day, and you sweat just walking from your house to your car. It's like Vietnam without the war. There was a puddle in front of my house for so long, it had tadpoles in it. The moisture in the air even makes the food and milk taste bad and I haven't even gotten to the crime and the way people in Florida drive yet. 

We need to wall that place off so these people can never leave

!!!EMERGENCY!!!Rapper Tay-K Update!!!

Knucklehead rapper Kay-T got 55 years for murder. If you're over say...the age of 25, you'll most likely be dead of old age before he's released so that gives you plenty of time to learn if his name is Tay-K or Kay-T.

XXXTentacion Shot

 Shocking news from the rap world. Rapper XXXTentacion was shot to death outside of a Florida motorcycle dealership...

 The 20-year-old rapper was shopping for motorcycles in South Florida and, as he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his vehicle and shot him.

Rappers getting shot to death seems to be like the 70's equivalent of rock stars drowning to death in their own vomit. Both being pointless and unbelievably ridiculous ways to die.  No motive was known and police are searching not only for suspects but also why I should care. RIP Temptation. Your light on the world will shine brighter than yadda yadda blah blah.

Lori Harvey is Boring

 

Lori Harvey was on a yacht with her baby daddy, rapper Li'l Prison Gun or whatever the fuck his name is. YAWN. I don't even know if he's a rapper but then who isn't these days.

I'm shocked that I've written about her before.

I have to be honest, I get sick of writing about these assholes that have this weird fantasy that they're constantly walking around in a James Bond movie with their luxury cars, and suits, fancy watches and helicopters, like they're going to jet off to Monaco and play high stakes baccarat in a classy room while ordering martinis made with Hennessy somewhere. This is what I thought rich people did when I was 12 years old, yet here they are in their 20s and 30s thinking everybody walks around in a casino wearing a tuxedo instead of a track suit,  sweat pants, an "I ate the whole thing" t-shirt and crocs. I really have to start writing about other things.

Anyway, she's rich only because her father has been on TV since the 1980s and offers the world little more than looking good in a bikini. But you have to admit he does that pretty good.

Megan Fox and Colson Baker are Dating

Megan Fox is rumored to be dating "Machine Gun" Kelly. Why she's doing that is anyone's guess, I mean the guy's real name is Colson. Maybe he's holding her mother hostage. It's said that he's a rapper but I'll have to take their word for it.  I have news for this goof, if the real Machine Gun Kelly was still alive he'd probably kill you. With a machine gun. He was called Machine Gun because his favorite weapon was a machine gun and not rhyming things or whatever it is snow white rappers do when they aren't dating rapidly fading former Hollywood starlets.

Young Dolph Dead

 Hugely WORLD FAMOUS rapper "Young Dolph" was gunned down in Memphis. Which sounds kind of like a cool song title: "Gunned Down in Memphis". He's dead of course, so I guess he probably doesn't think it's cool. This is the only time I ever think about rappers so the old saying "no press is bad press" holds true. Except in this case because he's dead. I hope he willed his silver jewelry to somebody that will treat it with the respect it deserves (buries it in the yard).