Jason Deruloreo and Dapney Jo or whatever the fuck their names are broke up. I guess this all happened a week or two ago but these two morons piss me off more than most celebrities for some reason so I only just found out. But hey, if you're in the market for a girl that thinks she needs a $2200 dollar pair of sunglasses you should look her up. Or maybe you're more in the market for a guy that thinks fur coats and diamond earrings for guys are still cool. Either way you're in luck. I bet you'd be swimming in Cristal and
Hennessy before you could say "Mercedes Benz!" And yes I know I did a crappy job of editing those two pictures together and I don't care. If you think you could do a better job do it. Then show your mom. Jerk.
