A breaking news story has Colton Haynes coming out as GAY! HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I would have never guessed. Look at those header pictures how could that guy be gay?! What a crazy world we live in. Also in other shocking news, driving into a wall will ruin your car, and smashing your thumb with a hammer hurts. Also strippers aren't going to date you no matter how long you wait for them at the library like they promised, Raveness you liar.
