Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, May 13, 2016
Eva Longoria Wears the Pants in Her Family
Eva Longoria made sure she showed up at the Cannes Vanity Fair party still dressed for the earlier ceremony where she was awarded Girl's Softball Coach of the Year trophy earlier in the night. Afterward she rebuilt the carb on her 1966 Mustang, slammed some beers, then went shopping for a new bandana to hang out of her back pocket.