Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Ruby Rose was Pushed to the Edge

Terrifying, haunted ventriloquist's dummy Ruby Rose got heaved from a restaurant for having a hissy fit when she had to wait and started throwing french fries at the staff. And on Friday the 13th no less. I say they're lucky she didn't throw knives or throwing stars since the sole purpose for the existence of haunted ventriloquist's dummies is murder.  I'm going to stop writing about this story now before I wind up getting chased around an abandoned graveyard by her. I'll still jump onto my bed tonight so she can't grab me from under it and drag me to whatever Hell she came from.

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