Every story I've seen about this is going on, and on, and about how Candice Swanepoel is "topless" in her Instagram picture where she reveals the sex of her baby. 1. It's a boy, 2. That's not topless. I've been to enough bars to know what topless means so nice try but I'm not fooled. If she was really topless I'd be whipping dollar bills at her right now. Well, if I had any. I can owe you. I swear I'll get it
