Monday, May 2, 2016
Jay Z is a Handsome Devil
This is the face of the guy women are crawling out of the woodwork so they could claim they had sex with him. There is absolutely no way I'm listing any of them here because, firstly, There's already three that I know of. Secondly, I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck I only wanted to take this opportunity to use the word firstly in a sentence. I don't know why anyone would say they had sex with Jay Z out loud in a room by themselves let alone in front of a dozen cameras but hey whatever it's your life.