Thursday, May 5, 2016

The Olsen Twins Will Steal Your Soul

The Olsen Twins showed up to receive their lifetime achievement award at "The Monsters In Your Closet" award ceremony. Security allowed no bibles, no crucifixes, and absolutely no wooden stakes. I heard they served garlic chicken though so maybe that whole garlic thing isn't true after all. Enjoy your award ladies. Proserpina, Queen of the underworld shall reward you with many souls and a gift bag from Versace .

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