Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, May 5, 2016
The Olsen Twins Will Steal Your Soul
The Olsen Twins showed up to receive their lifetime achievement award at "The Monsters In Your Closet" award ceremony. Security allowed no bibles, no crucifixes, and absolutely no wooden stakes. I heard they served garlic chicken though so maybe that whole garlic thing isn't true after all. Enjoy your award ladies. Proserpina, Queen of the underworld shall reward you with many souls and a gift bag from Versace .