Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, May 2, 2016
Katy Perry Sells Make Up
Katy Perry has already reached the point in her career where she has to dress like a cat and sell make up you can buy at Walgreen's. That was fast. It is somewhat symbiotic however since the Walgreen's intercom is the only place I ever hear her music anymore. Did you know her boyfriend was Orlando Bloom? I didn't until just this second. I was wondering what happened to that guy. But I'm like an internet detective and nothing gets past me. Enjoy the wild ride Orlando! Now you can have all the free foundation and lip gloss you want you Hollywood weirdo.