Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Let's Buy a Ferrari
Joe Maroon or whatever his name is from Maroon 5 tried to dress up like James Bond and went Ferrari shopping. He looks exactly like the kind of guy that would drive a Ferrari. What kind of guy drives a Ferrari? The kind of guy that would wear sunglasses inside while looking at Ferraris that's what kind. Oooh I hope he bought a red one. If he passed on the Ferrari maybe he could go check out Corvettes, or if he really wants to be cool, maybe one of those motorcycles with the two wheels in the front. Go get 'em tiger!
!!UPDATE!! I remembered his name, it's Adam Levine