I'm writing this to say I will no longer be writing about Amy Schumer. She seems terribly average in every way. I don't think she's particularly funny and she seems terribly boring. Amy Schumer to me is like if Wednesday was a person. All she ever seems to talk about is how happy she is with the way she looks. She uses words to describe how happy she is with her appearance like a guy that combs his hair over a bald spot. So unless she becomes a vampire hunter, or falls down some stairs while carrying a silver tea set like you'd see on Benny Hill I'm done with her.
