Monday, May 9, 2016

Ozzy Osbourne is Single

This originally started out as a story about Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne getting divorced because apparently Ozzy was having an affair which I find difficult to believe. The guy is 67 years old and couldn't find his way out of an empty closet so that can't be it. Or maybe it was drug or alcohol abuse because Sharon has mentioned that but I don't know because I stopped paying attention after I found out that Aimee is his oldest daughter. She must be adopted or something because have you ever seen the other two? Sheesh. I'm here for you Aimee. I know you're 32 but someone's parents getting divorced never stops hurting.