Friday, July 22, 2016

Adriana Lima is Standing by a Mirror

Adriana Lima's secret to her youthful appearance as she creeps slowly but surely toward 40 is now obvious. She's the sexy, eternally young, head vampire from a 70's blaxploitation movie. I bet she's lured many a young brother to their doom with promises of marijuana, heroin, and endless soul food. If you stop her, maybe you can stop all the senseless killing that's going on in your neighborhood. I bet the mafia and politicians are somehow to blame too, allowing her to continue her reign of terror

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