Monday, July 18, 2016

Chantel Whatever Her Name is Goes Swimming

This is apparently Justin Bieber's ex-girlfriend Chantel Jeffries. I'm sure she's probably a very nice person. Aside from being named "Chantel" which is almost certainly a fake name. And wearing aviator sunglasses . IN the water. I'll bet you my last $50 she gets dressed up like she's going to a night club when she runs to the store for milk and tequila or whatever it is these idiots drink now. I didn't even need to read the story to know that she's in Miami. The Dumbshit capitol of the world. I bet she remembers where she was when she got the news that Dipney Jay and Jetset Durelo broke up. That was a dark time for everyone on the shores of Miami Beach.

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