Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, July 18, 2016
Chantel Whatever Her Name is Goes Swimming
This is apparently Justin Bieber's ex-girlfriend Chantel Jeffries. I'm sure she's probably a very nice person. Aside from being named "Chantel" which is almost certainly a fake name. And wearing aviator sunglasses . IN the water. I'll bet you my last $50 she gets dressed up like she's going to a night club when she runs to the store for milk and tequila or whatever it is these idiots drink now. I didn't even need to read the story to know that she's in Miami. The Dumbshit capitol of the world. I bet she remembers where she was when she got the news that Dipney Jay and Jetset Durelo broke up. That was a dark time for everyone on the shores of Miami Beach.