Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Mila Kunis is Having a Baby
Remember Mila Kunis? Yeah neither do I. She's married to Ashton Kutcher now and having his babies. Why? Who knows. She made the talk show rounds to talk about being pregnant since that's what she does now. I guess. I have no idea what people talk about on talk shows. I love the way she always looks so dead behind the eyes. I guess inner death is all part of the miracle of childbirth. Or maybe she fell and hit her head. Maybe Ashton Kutcher has planted some sort of demon seed in her and it's controlling her mind. Go on "Jiminy Cricket's show next" it says. Hey maybe that's why she's dressed like Minnie Mouse. Celebrities are always so weird.