Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, July 4, 2016
Kim Kardashian Gets a Bath
I know I said I wouldn't write about the Kardashian herd anymore, but it's a slow holiday weekend and they always hose her off on Fridays (I wrote most of this on Friday) so I thought it might interest you. Afterward, they'll take her temperature, weigh her, and give her a food reward for being so patient. Later in the afternoon they'll reunite her with her baby. You know how nervous and protective new mothers can be.