Friday, July 8, 2016

Long Live Victoria Beckham

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was in one of the celebrity rag websites I steal all my content from and I have no idea why. I usually don't read the stories because unless there's genuine information to be had, the posts are usually written by semi-literate PR hacks, and people from countries that add a pointless "U" to all of their words. So I like to make up my own reasons for their appearance. And I think it as far as Posh Spice goes, her reason for being in the news was because she was elected Queen of the Pig Faced People. Congratulations Your Majesty, I know you'll be a benevolent leader.