Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, July 4, 2016
Jodie Foster Says Stuff
Sometimes I wonder if celebrities come from a different planet. Like Leonardo DiCaprio flying halfway around the world by himself in his Boeing Business Jet to tell people to stop diving their cars to work every day so we don't all get eaten by ice starved polar bears or whatever his problem is. And I suppose Jodie Foster isn't rich if you compare her to Steven Spielberg or George Lucas but I'd be happy to take just one tenth of what she has so I don't have to try to turn a big boot into soup later tonight like a hobo wearing a barrel in a cartoon from the Depression.