Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant. Or maybe she isn't. Who knows, drug addicts are liars. Her father said she texted him saying, "I'm pregnant" but maybe he's lying too. Remember what I said about drug addicts a few seconds ago? Well, I don't know if her father is a drug addict but he sure looks like every drug addict I've ever known and I'm a great judge of people, I do it all day long so I have lots of practice. The headline where I swiped the picture from asked, why if she is in fact pregnant, is she smoking and I think I have the answer to that. She's a moron that's why. I figured that out because I'm like a detective. I've also been alive and concious since before 2005.
