I don't write much about shirtless dudes because I'm a dude. But I realize that there might actually be a woman somewhere reading this and I have to imagine that she likes dudes. So here's who I'm told is former Bachelorette Chad Johnson just for her. He's a real jerk isn't he? Seriously, what a jerk. What's his middle name, Chicken Legs? You know, people wouldn't notice those as much if you wore baggy pants, "Chad". Not me though, my pants are as tight as can be.
