Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, July 18, 2016
Lana Del Rey Has Magical Powers
Lana Del Rey gave up her career doing whatever it is she does to become a forest pixie that has knowledge of the Four Great Spells. To break the spell you must find her and her pot of gold and she'll marry you and you'll complete number three of the seven tasks to save your village or whatever the hell forest pixies do. I don't know anything about forest pixies. You know what? You try writing this crap day in and day out.