Actress Diane Kruger was photographed at the beach in a red bathing suit. I guess they only come in red because that's all I ever see them wearing. What's with these celebrities and the beach? Remember, I lived in Florida so if you've never been to a beach on the ocean let me describe it for you. It's usually crowded, and full of rude, sweaty, and disgusting people you wouldn't want to normally be around except now they're mostly naked. Sort of like going to a nude shopping mall a month before Christmas. And sand (dirt) gets in everything, everywhere on your body in your body and on your stuff. And if you walk into the fountain you could be swept away by a riptide never to be seen again, or eaten alive by a giant animal that you'll never see coming. Sounds like fun doesn't it?
