Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are like a modern day Abbott and Costello except - you know - not funny. Well hold on to your hats folks because they're teaming up once again to star in what I'm sure will be a boffo box office smash about Detective Sherlock Holmes tentatively titled "Sherlock Holmes: The Great Mystery of the Orient. Why Do People Think This Asshole is Funny". They won't solve that little mystery though because I've been asking myself and researching that question for 20 years. I hope to win a Nobel Prize for Mystery Solving if I ever manage to figure it out.