This is Ricky Gervais' new $14 MILLION DOLLAR home. How? Do you know how much money you have to have to be able to buy a $14 million dollar house? A lot. Like, a REAL lot. I'm assuming of course you don't have a mortgage on a $14 million dollar home. You probably write a check. "I'll take that one guvnah'" he says as he whips out his comically oversized checkbook. It's not like he was nervously waiting to see if he was approved for a mortgage by the bank after faxing them over a copy of his birth certificate for the sixth time. I just don't see how any of this is possible. How much did they pay him to host the Emmy's that time? What the Hell does this guy do? Maybe The North American Atheists is paying him under the table. Anyway, it has eight bedrooms which doesn't seem like a lot for $14 million dollars. For that kind of money I want sweeping tree lined driveways, and a separate house for the hot maid. And maybe a maze made out of shrubs.Who knows maybe it has a cool basement but seems like a lot of money for a house that doesn't appear to have any gun turrets and a cool moat or maybe even a secret door in the garage that leads to a cool control room with beeping lights and a big bank of computer screens. Whatever. Enjoy your new boring $14 million dollar house Rick.
