The headline where I stole this picture from tricked me into clicking on
the story because they said Kate Beckinsale posted a topless photo on
her Instagram. What a bunch of filthy liars. Posting a picture of your head while
you're not wearing a shirt doesn't make it a topless photo. This is like
that time they said I wasn't wearing any pants but leather chaps fully
count as pants I don't care what that stupid judge has to say about it.
And I didn't want to force you to read the ridiculous comments left by
shockingly desperate men on her gorgeous, tastefully shot black
and white photograph, was that taken by a professional? so I covered
them up with a copy of someone that has me blocked
on Twitter.
