Friday, August 26, 2016

Kate Beckinsale Topless!

The headline where I stole this picture from tricked me into clicking on the story because they said Kate Beckinsale posted a topless photo on her Instagram. What a bunch of filthy liars. Posting a picture of your head while you're not wearing a shirt doesn't make it a topless photo. This is like that time they said I wasn't wearing any pants but leather chaps fully count as pants I don't care what that stupid judge has to say about it. And I didn't want to force you to read the ridiculous comments left by shockingly desperate men on her gorgeous, tastefully shot black and white photograph, was that taken by a professional? so I covered them up with a copy of someone that has me blocked on Twitter.

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