Johnny Depp arrived late for an audition for the Hanoi Rocks tribute band Broken Dreams. The guy is like a time traveling refugee from the Sunset Strip circa 1987. Of course he stopped by Izzy Stradlin's house to steal all of Izzy's old clothes. I bet he got at least one of his tattoos at Sunset Strip Tattoo "totally by the same guy that did the one on the singer from Cinderella!" And yes I'm writing about Johnny Depp yet again because I want to avoid having to write about Amy Schumer.
Again. For some reason Amy Schumer stories are the most clicked on stories. Why? What's with you people? What is her appeal? She's like a lightning rod of boredom.
