Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, August 26, 2016
Jennifer Lopez is Single Again
47 (!) year old Jennifer Lopez ended her relationship with her 29 year old boyfriend, and the person with probably the most ironic name in the universe, Casper Smart. I can't find any reason for the break up even though I searched for 30 or 40 seconds. Maybe try giving her a call and go out for coffee if you really want to know. She's decided to move on and continue doing whatever it is she does, and he's going to continue his intellectual pursuits solving all of the mysteries that haunt mankind today like, who still wears suits without a tie? And, do these white sunglasses clash with my bright orange Nissan 350Z?