George Clooney doesn't turn 56 until next May but he bought himself the standard issue "Fat Guy in His 50's Motorcycle" anyway. Here he is pretending to be going super fast. Okay so he's not fat but you know what they say, "your motorcycle, your way" I'll bet you $50 right now he's got Boston, Motley Crue or Aerosmith blaring from the radio of that ridiculous thing.