Bruce Willis went for a ride on his $3000 electric bike, dressed like a fucking nerd. Nice helmet dingus. I guess someday we all enter the dad jeans phase of life, and there is no stopping it, even if you're Bruce Willis. He did stop on the side of the road and have a little snack he had in his fanny pack, or in one of the saddle bags on his bike. Probably for "energy". Just writing that made me laugh, what a fucking dork this guy is. What, no water bottle holster?
