Hey everybody! Emma Stone got married! He's some guy named Dave who, I can guarantee with near 100% certainty, drives a Volkswagen. Have fun trying to chase down misfire codes and electrical problems on your honeymoon. I don't know any details beyond what I told you because Emma Stone is the most boring celebrity in history, and I usually forget she's even famous until someone else mentions her, and I pretty much lost interest in this story while I was making that picture in paint. But she's married now so at least you know that much. See you two at the divorce!
