It was Halsey's 26th birthday yesterday. She gets talked about an awful lot, even though a lot of it is nonsense, so it's easy to get news about her. Plus she's really nice to look at. Also the big news of today was last night's presidential debate and everyone on the internet has replaced having a personality with political tribalism so this is probably going to be about as much news as there's going to be for the rest of the day.