The Earth-shattering news of the day is that Cardi B filed for divorce from her husband, Ming from Jupiter or whatever the fuck he calls himself. I put that white line in the picture because it's supposed to look like a big crack, you know, like they split up, but I only have paint and I don't get paid for this. Are they sure she's the one that filed? I know her name is on the documents but maybe she was going past the courthouse. Maybe Ming woke up one morning and realized what he'd gotten himself into. I guess they'll just have to eat their crayons in front of separate TVs from now on.
