Padma Lakshmi posted this on Instagram and then declared "50 is the new 30..." and she'll get no argument from me. She could say she was Bozo the Clown for all I care. I learned just this morning that she was a model for Vogue? I had no idea, I thought she was a chef or something. Didn't she have a cooking show? Normally I think celebrity chefs are totally ridiculous but there's always an outlier with these kinds of things. Frankly, I'd watch Padma make macaroni and cheese (please can I?). But Andrew Zimmern? That guy can go fuck himself.