Jessica Simpson is in a van, so basically my work is half done. All kidding aside, she actually looks like she really belongs there, like the kind of girl I imagine in my mind lives in California. She reminds me of the song Beach Baby, which is actually a pretty sad song if you listen to it. I mean, they spent an entire summer together and even drove to San Jose and she wore the guys ring and now she doesn't even remember him? Jesus. You know what Jessica, forget it. I don't need my heart broken like that.
